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Posted: 13 July 2010 at 19:33 | IP Logged

ONLY 1 TODAY. WAITING FOR TONY TO COME TO U.K. THEN 50 PER DAY and SEE THE SIZE OF HIS INBOX WHEN HE GETS HOME....................

One rainy night in Southsea , a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the kerb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

 Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered..
 "Milton Road", answered the woman. 
 "OK", he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked: "Just what the hell are you looking at?"

"Well ma'am", replied the driver, "I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
 The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said: "Does THIS answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked: "Got anything smaller?"

Posted: 15 July 2010 at 12:43 | IP Logged

My wife just text me a picture of her freshly shaven fanny.

Which was a relief , I thought I'd cracked my touch screen.

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 I missed my wife's birthday yesterday, so today bought her some werthers originals and a tub of country life spreadable.

She angrily shouted "stop  trying to butter me up."

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it was my wifes birthday yesterday and she asked me if i wanted to go to a resturaunt, i thought, whats the point in a resturaunt when i have a wife... stupid bitch

Posted: 22 July 2010 at 13:37 | IP Logged

An Islamic man found the face of Allah in a tub of margarine.
His neighbour from Nepal saw it and said "I can't believe it's not Buddah"